The Stars have the best PA/scoreboard crew in the game.
— Dallas Stars (@DallasStars) October 1, 2014
Dear Scottrade Center:
I am available as a consultant for all your meme-related needs.
I would say “let’s celebrate the return of hockey,” but:
Canada’s off the hook, though; their two teams (the Jays and the Mariners) aren’t within shooting distance of the playoffs, and this is still the part of the year when Canadians convince themselves that their respective teams have a chance at the Cup.
Multiple sources tell the Post-Dispatch that Brett Hull will rejoin the #stlblues as a vice president with the organization.
— Jeremy Rutherford (@jprutherford) September 6, 2013
I was going to make some kind of awesome quip about how this was going to be really hard because Hull’s Twitter account is either done 90% of the time while completely stoned, or some kind of weird performance art, but the account is gone from Twitter. (Really; I was going to include some prime example Tweets. There were a lot of them.)
Example of the kind of chatter this is provoking:
@Proteautype @2ndBestHull does this mean he no longer likes boobs?
— Andrew Saunders (@ASaunders87) September 6, 2013
We’ll miss you, @2ndBestHull.