Sword-Chucks, Yo!

Well, I guess if I’m looking to fire the blog back up post-sabbatical, this is as good a place to start as any:

A woman who was previously convicted of attacking people with a home-crafted nunchuck was arrested again this month for allegedly chasing a fellow Metro passenger around with a sheathed sword.

Believe it or not, this did not happen in Florida, but in Seattle.

There can be only one.