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Bruce Lee vs. Chuck Norris

Things to look out for in this clip:

  1. Chest hair.
  2. Snap zooms.
  3. Dialog.
  4. Sweeping the leg, Billy Zabka-style.
  5. Over-the-top brass when the fight gets really serious.

I say Chuck loses because he didn’t yet have his beard, which is clearly the source of his power.