Saw this sign at the local fairgrounds this afternoon:

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The big billboard for the fairgrounds called this event “CHILD CONSIGNMENT.”

 

So tonight I went to play some Frog Fractions because I hear it’s awesome.

Turns out it’s not so awesome if you use a keyboard layout other than QWERTY:

Dvorak or Die!(That’s me trying to type “tone” there. The worst part is the keyboard map that shows my correct layout.)